OFficial evobiographer: BErnice COsworth | 2001 |
THe CRiMiNALS of EVØLU†iØN began the new century by joining up with SCRAP REcords and hitting the road with the crusty, filthy CRow POsse. THis mobilised C of E continued in the new millennium by hooking up with a new skin-whacker called CRowdestine who caught them hanging out and rehearsing at STudio 284 (BRighton, UK) and badgered them 'til they let him join the band.

HE kept barging in and whinging about how crappy they sounded with electronic beats and how much better it'd be with him thumping away in the background. HAving live break-beats behind the C of E really screwed up their song's tempos and most of them had to be either ditched or recreated from scratch. SOme of these pared down monsters are set for release on the next opus.

2002 |
THe CRiminals then hit the trail with the GReat WReck 'n' ROll CIrkus. playing wiv the esteemed likes of DIsorder, LOrds of the NEw CHurch and SCRAP REcords' own collection of misfits and umentionables. DUring this year of banging around England and Wales (read fascinating TAles of those frantic disasters) EVil E stopped slinging six strings for the C of E and they shopped around looking for a new guitarist, eventually deciding on a trouble maker called NEo.